Unicorn T-Shirt – Wear this and feel horny.
November 13, 2012 § Leave a Comment
Even this Unicorn is taking part in Movember!
It’s time. I don’t know how it wasn’t time before now, but now is certainly time. Yes, I need to take a look at a Unicorn T-Shirt before it’s too late. And this one’s a cracker.
Now, I can imagine some of you asking “Really? Must we introduce elitism and class-snobbery to the realm of mythological animals? Must we further anthropomorphise fantastical creatures by adorning their images with human-centric paraphernalia?”. Yes. Yes we do/should/must. As far as a Unicorn Tee goes, this is the pies de resistance and it goes by the name of Baron Cornelius Van Horn, which is most apt. After all, the Mono-tined Horse (or Spikeus Fronteous to give its scientific name) is obviously in the upper ranks of mythological beasts. Pale, haughty, rarely seen, dangerous… sounds like pretty much most posh people I know. Therefore, the introduction of a monocle is most fitting, and the handlebar ‘tache sets it off very well. In truth, this t-shirt has nothing to do with Movember per se, but don’t forget that you can donate to that cause just by visiting the movember.com site. And if you’ve heard of other t-shirts sporting other animals sporting soup-strainers and cookie-dusters, do be sure to let me know.
If this looks like the t-shirt for you, head over to cafepress.co.uk and be sure to check out the Toxiferous’ range (that’s the very talented designer of the above shirt). I picked the ladies version, but there’s one for chaps too. This one comes in four colours, costs £21 (reduced from £23) and sizes go from small to XXL. So grow a mo, strap a sharp thing to your forehead and chase people around a forest. It’s lots of fun.
