Merry Christmas T-Shirt – Bon Noel y’all!
December 24, 2012 § Leave a comment
I’m going to take a bit of a break for Christmas (probably be posting again on Boxing Day) so I thought I’d leave you with this Merry Christmas T-shirt. It’s a bit late to get it for this year now, but you can invest for Xmas 2013!
So, as grumpy as I am about Christmas (and I am), I am looking forward to the time off and the sleeping. I haven’t stopped in days. I’ve been in hotels and bars, meeting friends, taking trains, meeting family, moving house (!) and all the rest and the hecticity (it’s a word I made up a while ago that I hoped would catch on – it didn’t) doesn’t stop until 27 December. On that day, I am going to bed, and I do not expect to be woken up for at least 24 hours. I shall doze and relax and chill and mellow out beneath my duvet. I shall snore heartily and do little else. No talking, eating, moving – just me, the land of nod and dreams. I even want my dreams to be about sleep. That’d be sweet. Of course, before I get the chance to indulge in my snooze-fest, it’s Christmas night and Santa will be coming. Well, not to my house. I’m not a kid, I don’t have kids and I don’t know kids. Besides, I really don’t need any more coal. But if he did come, I’d much prefer him slam dunking the gifts down the chimney. What a spectacle that would be. Perhaps I’ll dream about Santa at the next NBA all-star game, taking part in the dunk contest. But then, that would interfere with me dreaming about sleep, so maybe in the new year.
You can get this Basketball Santa T-Shirt at 8ball.co.uk. It’s currently (at time of writing) on sale for £11.99, comes in sizes ranging from small to 3XL, and it’s available in four colours. Go on, treat yourself. All that’s left for me to do is to wish you all a very merry Christmas and I’ll speak to you all soon.