Hate T-Shirt – So sick of love.
January 22, 2013 § Leave a comment
Where I work, we’re in the full swing of Valentine’s Day. It’s love this, heart that, and I’m absolutely sick of it. If I never see flowers or cards ever again, it’ll be too soon. So I went looking for a Hate T-Shirt. Found one.
I’m a pretty mild mannered person these days. I’ve been trying to be a nice person for quite a while and I think I’m pretty good at it. I’m kind, helpful, conscientious and I’ll often put myself out to assist others. I’m a shoulder to cry on, an open ear and I try not to pass judgement on anyone or anything. I’m a nice guy. Not that it’s helped me with anything. Ok, so people like me, but in the same way that they like a Victoria sponge cake. They’d rather have chocolate fudge cake or something bright with sweet icing, but sponge will do for the moment. That doesn’t help with finding love either. I got way more action when I was a bit of a tool. Now I’m nice, I only get noticed when I get in the way. So writing about Valentine’s Day is a bit irksome to say the least. It’s all about pretty, and lovely, and heartfelt and… *stops to vomit* …stuff like that. Right now, all I want to do is hate something or somebody and get it out of my system. I used to have enemies and I miss them! Hate can be so much fun. It’s visceral and warming. It’s passion in its rawest form. It’s gratifying and just so damn sweet. And I don’t do it anymore. Which is a bit dull and *chokes on following word* likeable. Want my advice? Don’t be the good guy. It’s no fun.
So celebrate hatred (because we all know it’s so much better than love) by grabbing this I Love Haters T-Shirt from cafepress.co.uk. It’s currently £19.00, comes in nine colours and nine sizes so you’ll find something that’ll fit. Now I need to find a girl that will hate me forever. That’d be sweet.